1. digitalisnarcissus:

    jumpydroid:

    ruffboijuliaburnsides:

    killrockstar:

    if i had seen the transition from sepia to color in wizard of oz in 1939 i would have lost my shit i would’ve started screaming in the theater

    Okay no but like, I am still SO ENAMORED by this transition y’all, ‘cause when Dorothy opens the door of the house onto the colors of Oz, the inside of the house is still sepia toned. And they did that by literally making the interior and the costume and everything SEPIA TONED. You had a double for Judy Garland in a specifically-created sepia-toned dress, in a sepia-toned set, opening the door, backing out of frame, and then the Dorothy that steps back into frame is Judy Garland in her full color costume and makeup, stepping out into the color set.

    It’s just

    Y’all it’s such a GREAT EFFECT, and this was before computer effects and green screen, it was all practical and yeah it feels like nothing now, but at the time, man, not only was technicolor new, but I’m pretty sure no other movie had done a transition out of b/w or sepia into color, and even knowing it was a technicolor film, that must have just been fucking wild to see! It still is wild to see!! It’s so good.

    The technique of switching between double and main actor without an edit is called a Texas Switch and it’s still used today, it’s very neat to have something so simple yet tricky persist pretty much just because it genuinely looks better to do it with timing than with editing.

    Reblogged from: elizmanderson
  2. myjetpack:

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    A recent cartoon for New Scientist

    Reblogged from: neil-gaiman
  3. starfieldcanvas:

    thebibliosphere:

    thebibliosphere:

    thebibliosphere:

    thebibliosphere:

    One of my long term fandom friends (back from ye olde message board days of yore) has been posting for weeks about how her teenage daughter is “out of control” and she just posted in the facebook group about how her daughter has ruined Christmas by deciding to be a lesbian and the whole group just went “Karen, you’ve been writing gay m/m slash fic for three decades” and she went “but that’s different, that’s not REAL” and I’ve never tried to actively set someone on fire with my brain before but

    “I came to you guys for support not to be attacked”

    That’s funny, that’s really funny, because that’s probably how your child feels. You fucking shitheel.

    Two of the other mom’s in the group just offered to take M for Christmas and keep her with them when school restarts because she deserves to be loved. One of them actually said “deserves a real mother” and I just spat my tea everywhere.

    We all just got banned from the group but for anyone concerned “Aunt” Bee (wonderful, great A+ person) just posted in her personal feed that M showed up at her house and is safe.

    crash course in why anyone who implies liking slash makes you an ally is talking out of their ass

    Reblogged from: jewish-harley-quinn
  4. scrubfeast:

    scrubfeast:

    crabs-but-better:

    fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

    Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don’t sleep!

    THE CONSEQUENCES

    Reblogged from: jewish-harley-quinn
  5. great-and-small:

    Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

    Reblogged from: fakehouseresident
  6. marinella-ela:

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  7. whitepeopletwitter:

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  8. real-centricide-twitter-posts:

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  9. cryptotheism:

    It is 1880s America, you are about to spawn as a Historically Significant White Guy. Choose a class:

    TROUBLEMAKING FRONTIER PREACHER

    • Special Power: Good Christian. Your vague adherence to American protestantism will ensure that law enforcement does not bother you whatsoever.
    • Victory condition: Fuck enough of your followers wives to start an inbred theofascist micronation.

    MANICALLY AMBITIOUS CON ARTIST

    • Special Power: Basic Literacy. You’re poor, but you know how to read. They’ll never expect it. You may forge literally any document and it will be believed 100% of the time.
    • Victory Condition: Steal enough money to fuck off to Latin America. A Spanish speaking nation might as well be the moon to your debtors.

    EUROPEAN NOBLE FAILSON

    • Special Power: Colonial Wealth. Your funny accent, foppish dress, and noble title, will make any American think you are totally good to buy it on credit.
    • Victory Condition: Become the boytoy to the wife of some borderline-gangster politician and save up enough political capital to run for office and get addicted to opium.

    DOOMED FRONTIER EXPLORER

    • Special Power: How The Fuck Are You Alive. Your freakish diet of pork, whiskey, and maple syrup, makes you entirely immune to all physical injury and disease. Somehow.
    • Victory Condition: You have one mission, and one mission only. You need to piss off some completely friendly natives. You need to piss them off so bad they leave your stupid ass to starve in a food forest they’ve been cultivating for literally thousands of years.
    Reblogged from: daughter-of-sapph0
  10. lakevida:

    why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try

    Reblogged from: theiform
  11. teaboot:

    If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

    Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say “yes”, the second will say “no.”

    If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

    But what if people question you from there? “Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?” For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: “I don’t have a card for that.”

    “What the fuck,” they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: “I have laryngitis. I’ve lost speech. My throat hurts”. Whatever you expect to occur.

    The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. “How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?”

    As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

    “I have powerful wizard magics.”

    Gets them every time

    Reblogged from: theiform
  12. teratomarty:

    My brother is a librarian, and his library is one of the ones that hosts Drag Queen Story Time.

    He is also 6'3", 300 lbs of Heavy Weapons Librarian.

    This week, some karen showed up to take video of said storytime. She was unmoved by the director of the library telling her their policy against taking video in the children’s room.

    My brother was also unmoved. Specifically, he was unmoved from his position directly in the line of karen’s cellphone. She got video of an acre of blue broadcloth shirt, and that’s it.

    Other people who showed up to scowl at the drag queen decided they had other things to do that day when my brother scowled at them. He inherited our Mama’s scowl, and it’s a good one.

    Sometimes, an ally looks like a big fat bald white guy. Sometimes, an ally looks like a wall.

    Reblogged from: theiform
  13. mysharona1987:

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    Mom goals.

    Reblogged from: genderfluid-and-confuzled
  14. mybigfatgaylife:

    worth-beyond-a-number-scale:

    squirreltastic:

    worth-beyond-a-number-scale:

    zombie-luna:

    I don’t know whether or not this is true, but I’m reblogging this because we live in a world where the third search result when I tried researching the validity of this information was a link to an article about a weight loss product.

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    The second search result had included the slur “ob*se” in the title of the article.

    There are seriously people who tell me fat people aren’t oppressed. Meanwhile, trying to find information about how to keep a fat person from drying in a car crash is met with links to products that make dirty money off of how society views my body.

    I immediately gave up trying to research this.

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    The tiktok is correct. Basically it’s about arranging your belt so it there is an accident the pressure is in your strongest bones.

    “Seatbelt should be across your hips rather than your stomach for everyone, but i think it’s more common for fat people to wear seatbelts over the stomach

    Pelvic bones are strong and sturdy, and you’re going to be MUCH less likely to injure internal organs and such when you suddenly slam into a nylon belt”

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    Text and photos by @thejacespace

    I wanted to put both of these reblogs in one reblog chain since this is helpful information. Thank you both for giving more information than fatphobic Google did.

    Thanks to everyone who worked on verifying this information.

    Reblogged from: theiform
  15. secondbeatsongs:

    somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

    and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

    I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

    Reblogged from: fakehouseresident
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